Jokes | Life Insurance
Here are 21 life insurance jokes for you:
Why did the life insurance agent bring a ladder to the meeting?
He wanted to help people reach new heights in financial security!
Life insurance is like a parachute…
If you don’t have it when you need it, you’ll never need it again.
Why don’t life insurance agents play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding from your responsibilities!
I bought life insurance yesterday.
My wallet’s life has never been in more danger.
Why did the life insurance agent go to therapy?
He had too many premiums weighing him down.
Life insurance agents are like good umbrellas…
You never appreciate them until it’s raining problems!
What’s an insurance agent’s favorite type of music?
Premium jazz, because it’s all about those steady beats!
How do life insurance agents relax?
They go with the flow of “life policies.”
I asked my wife what she thought about life insurance.
She said, “It’s a policy I can live with… and you can’t!”
What do life insurance agents use to measure success?
A premium ruler, because they like things to add up nicely.
Why did the life insurance policy break up with the mortgage?
It couldn’t bear the thought of covering long-term commitment.
Why did the scarecrow get life insurance?
He wanted to make sure his family was taken care of in the field.
I wanted to buy life insurance, but my procrastination…
Well, let’s just say it’s killing me.
What do you call life insurance that’s also a workout?
Whole life, because it covers you from head to toe!
Why are life insurance agents such good listeners?
They know it’s important to be all ears before covering the details.
I asked my life insurance agent for coverage on my golf game.
He said, “Sorry, we don’t cover holes in one’s life.”
Why do life insurance agents love parties?
They know everyone’s future is bound to show up eventually.
I wanted to tell my friend a life insurance joke…
But it required too much underwriting.
How does a life insurance agent break up with someone?
“Sorry, but I think we’ve hit our coverage limits.”
What did the life insurance policy say during a motivational speech?
“You’ve got this for life!”
Why did the life insurance agent never tell jokes?
Because they always wanted to keep things dead serious!
